1. Life is not fair - get used to it
2. The world wont care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.
3. You will not make $40,000 a year right out of high school.
4. If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
5. If you mess up, its not your parents fault, so dont whine about your mistakes,learn from them.
6. Before you were born, your parents werent as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
7. Life is not divided into semesters. You dont get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you to find yourself. Do that on your own time!
8. Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave coffee shop and go to job.
9. Be nice to nerds. Chances you will end up working for them.
10. Never give yourself a haircut after 3 margaritas.
11. The five most essential words for a healthy relationship "I apolagize" and "You are right".
12. Everyone seems to be normal until you get to know them.
13. If he|she says that you are too good for him|her...Believe them.
14. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance.
15. Living well is really the best revange. Being miserable because ofa bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
16. Work is good but not so important.
Grtz...
Felle Jelle...
Subject: Check it out... 
Tue Jun 01, 2010 4:45 pm
